Very Funny........

I was reminded by some family members my stories of all the times I have FAINTED and how funny they are.....I know sometimes I need a laugh so I hope you guys laugh at these. (My parents sure did when I told them, I kept them secret for along time because they were so embarrassing, but not anymore)

1. This was the 1st time and the scarest one. I was 17 and out riding Quads with my sister, Dori and her husband when I took a corner to fast and fell with the Quad falling on my leg. I got up and couldn't pull up my jeans to look at it so I pulled off my pants and looked at my leg......there was a dent in it!! I starting going into shock and I couldn't see and I remember hearing my sis say that my lips were completely blue and the next thing I know I am on the ground with my brother in law over me and I threw -up and then I was ok. I had gone into complete shock and fainted because of it. I still have the dent in my leg. This is my sitting on the ground after it happened.....



2. I was in college and married when I was taking a Human Sexuality class for my major. The teacher showed on the projector a black and white drawing (not a picture) of the male sex organs. I started to get hot and feeling really sick so I started to stand up to leave and the next thing I know I am on the floor. The person sitting next to me lets me use there phone to call Brett to come and get me.

3. The same class, but this time a video and I started to feel the same way I had in incident #2 so I started to leave, but I couldn't stand-up or I knew I would faint so I CRAWLED out of my seat onto the floor to the isle( this class was set up like stadium seating) and then stood up to leave but down I went and even my teacher commented on my fainting.

4. I had another class Marriage and Family and my teacher started to show the same video. As it was starting I tried to leave, but I didn't make it and down I went infront of my teacher and she took me outside to lay on a bench the rest of the class.

5. Before I got pregnant with Gwenie I went with my pregnant sister to her ultrasound because I had never been to one and wanted to see what it was like. Little did I know it would be a vaginal one. As she was getting it done I started to feel like I was going to faint, so I stopped watching and put my head between my legs, but it didn't work and the next thing I remember was that I was on the table, not my sister, and the nurse was trying to give me soda. My sister was always known after that as having a sister that fainted in a ultrasound!!!

Now I know that it is when things happen to others and I witness it I faint, but when it happens to me I am ok.